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23 October 2011 @ 11:01 am
To anyone who is interested in volunteering at anything ever, I have a few notes for you.

1. Show up on time.
2. Take the assignment you are given. Do not whine and complain and try to find another assignment that you think will be less work (protip: it's not).
3. Don't quit in the middle of your shift.
4. Don't try to steal a case of candy (or anything else) at the end of your shift.
4a. When caught stealing a case of candy (or anything else), don't lie and say your supervisor said you could take it. We all have radios and will check with said supervisor who will tell us you are lying.

These tips brought to you by last night's Boo at the Zoo volunteers.